WTF?!?

From: blueeyedcowhand
Date received: December 8
Subject: Hello

Howdy,

Do you like to two step?

I'm in [name of state removed] with ma now. We met with the doctors today and time is short. We (the kids) will do our best to make this her most special Christmas ever. I hope she will be okay that long.

Care to go for a margarita to get aquainted?

Well, I had best get over to sis's as we have to call the rest of the family tonight.

Have a great day,

G