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From: smith
Date: Jan 24
Subject: HELLO
Hello. how u doin hope all is well with u there.am smith johnson. i live in Nabraska (usa)so am 47 yrs old. so am an engineer. why am here is that am lookin for trustfull,carin,lovin and honest woman to marry so if u dont mind talk to me.so u look beautiful in ur pic ok so nice to me u. i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite.Sweet as a rose bud,bright as a star,cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy, sunshine and fun,u are everything i luv all rolled into 1
posted by smrtygrl @ 7:39 AM
4 Comments:
Oh good heavens! Did he write that poem just for you?
what the &*$%???
Dating rule #1:
Never go out with someone who can't spell the state in which they live.
Dating rule #2
Never go out with someone who has no sense of punctuation whatsoever (even in abbreviated text message lingo).
Dating rule #3
I know that smrtygrl knows better than to date someone who writes poetry (using the term *poetry* loosely, mind you).
I think its a fine line between unilaterally avoiding the poetry-writing specimen altogether and knowing when you've got one on your hands (or on your person!) who thinks the drivel he's turning out is really, really good when, in fact, its really, really anything but. C'mon, G -- what's more charming than a really cute and really sincere and really intentionally bad poetry writing boy?
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