I especially like when guys send me emails they've never used with any other girls before.

From: chris
Date: Mar 13
Subject: No subject

Hi my name is musicman.I love your smile It's warm and friendly.talk to soon.
sincerely,the musicman

From: Mike
Date: Mar 12
Subject: Hello [my name removed]

Caught your profile on Myspace. Nice to meet you! Liked what you had to say about yourself. Nice pics of you too.... [FYI: Smrtygrl says precisely zero about herself and has posted one pic, singular, on her page]

Would like to chat with you some time.... Look me up @ msn and yahoo id: [removed but included an unfortunate reference to a camaro]